Monday, April 15, 2019

Tax Day Funnies

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Are you groaning this tax day, American friends? I am--so I thought we might as well groan over some bad jokes I found online instead of our tax bills. I could use a laugh today; maybe you can too!

Enjoy!


  • “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” –Will Rogers
  • An IRS agent is walking through the park when a mugger jumps out and yells “Give me all your money!” The IRS agent says, “You can’t do this, after all I work for the IRS.” At which point, the mugger yells: “OK, give me all MY money!”
  • A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."
  • For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.
  • People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.
  • “One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.” –Anonymous
  • I hate junk mail . . .and that includes the tax forms they send me. 
  • What the present income-tax form needs is a section which would explain the explanations. 
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Susanne Dietze paid her taxes on time. She is also the author of over a dozen romances. Please visit her on her website, www.susannedietze.com

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  1. Anita Mae DraperApril 17, 2019 at 11:35 AM

    Hahaha. Your post script is the best one of all, Susie. Good job getting your taxes in on time. Haven't finished mine yet, but then, I have 2 wks to go. Yipes!

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